finding out one of your followers are hot
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
please make this the new vine wave
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money
yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy